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Amanda, Colin and Jen made me a vegan penis cake complete with peanut butter icing for my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D’aw - Thanks friends!
One of my greatest culinary masterpieces to date.
SOMEONE MADE A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF MY LIFE
SWEET. BABY. JESUS.
In my fantasy world, Beyonce wrote “Girls Who Run The World” for Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. (Mindy Kaling)“We’re like Oprah and Gayle. Only we’re not denying anything.” Oh. God.
I can’t even….
(Source: cheia)
I’m just going to let Hussein Ibish’s rebuttal speak for me.
ALL OF THE AWARDS
(Source: kyle-, via lingerlongerrr)
Text from my mother, 9:37am.
Apparently she had a dream that she went to my apartment and found me binged out on my coffee table.
And it’s just as fantastic as it sounds:
Watch the video:
The look of shock on her face is incredible. Elijah is brave little man, and I commend him.
O_________________O
Elijah will lead the world.
RIVER OF TEARS.
"Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense."
